Wax On Wax Off
If you were ever a curious teen, you may recall Forever by Judy Blume. There was a young lass, a young lad and a whole lot of shaggery. And a penis named Ralph. It is only referred to as Ralph for the...
View ArticleWhat Goes Around
It's been oh oh oh oh so long since there was talk of orgasms on this site. But as I scribble in my notebook it's Saturday 12.33 AM and, ladies and gentlemen, we have a newcomer! What a screamer. I've...
View ArticleYoga Yoga Yoga
Oh that Christy Turlington with her exquisitely flared nostrils; remember when she sat on the cover of Time in the lotus position? Now there's a dame who loves a bit of yoga. These days everyone's into...
View ArticleWhere’s The Love?
I woke up when I heard the mournful cry of a harpooned whale. Actually it was the sound of a flatmate approaching orgasm. Then suddenly she was bellowing impatiently "C'mon! C'mon! C'mooonnnn! C'MON!",...
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The Aragorn and the Ecstasy
When it comes to books, film and television shows, I've always had a strict No Pointy Ears policy. NPE was the umbrella term for all things remotely sci-fi or fantastical; including Star Trek, Buffy,...
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Creative Accounting
There were two girls on the bus the other day, and thank goodness for that, for if it wasn't for people on buses I would never have anything to write about. Anyway, they spoke in the italicised manner...
View ArticleAfterglow
"Have you ever had sex while you were stoned?" "No… what's it like?" "It's amazing. It makes everything so much more intense and wild!" "Wow. So when you'd do that?" "Oh… I haven't. But I had a stoned...
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The Penis Mightier
This month in UK Cosmopolitan magazine: Agnes Freeman is the UK’s only penis reader. And Cosmo comes but once a month, so only twelve women per year get to unlock the secrets of their partner’s...
View ArticleOut on the pull
We saw a couple of most rockin bands on Friday night. The smoky little room above the pub was crammed with drinking dancing bodies, and Gareth seemed to know about 90% of them. How can one person have...
View ArticlePavlovian
There was a guy leaned over someone's desk, pointing at graphs on the computer screen as I was sailing past to make the seventeenth cup of tea for the day. My right hand twitched automatically and...
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